January72013

In a few weeks, I will meet my creator! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

December242012
getyourspoons:

Merry Christmas to all!

And a ha-ha-ha-happy new year!

getyourspoons:

Merry Christmas to all!

And a ha-ha-ha-happy new year!

9PM

rx-king said: Johnny, a very sad thing has happened to me! I got the results of the test back and I definitely have breast cancer. :( The thing is, I do not have breasts! The doctors they lie to me, they are not honest, they're tearing me apart. What do I do??

I think you should tell your daughter (who is very sexeh in a red dress) and then never bring it up again, that will solve everything and you will be as happy as I am! Ha ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha! Lets go eat, huh?

9PM

Anonymous said: Johnny I think my future waife is unfaithful to me!!! What do I do? I give her everything, I give her 10 years of my laife! I'm fed up and I cannot go on!

RECORD EVERYTHING!

9PM

montel-williamz said: GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT OF MY LIFYE! Johnny where have you been? I need my weekly updates about claudette.

Week 19: Claudette’s skin has melted off her beautiful face. Unfortunately, even I cannot prevent the decay as I have done with my own skin.

9PM

Anonymous said: How do you go from rinsihing dishes at a hotel to being most successful banker, making the bank bundles! I want to give my future wife red dress in cheeta print box too

You have to be as beauutiful as me! I also have some connections in Russia, let’s just say they’ve put a few people in the hospital on Guerrero street, ha ha ha!

9PM
wearenotscientists:

obscuruslupa:

The actual, legit Blu-Ray release cover for The Room.
I am as baffled as I am intrigued by the choice to Photoshop the eyes.

It’s because you have to squint to see how the Blu-Ray format makes any difference to the video quality.

What are you talkinh’ about? My eyes always look like that.

wearenotscientists:

obscuruslupa:

The actual, legit Blu-Ray release cover for The Room.

I am as baffled as I am intrigued by the choice to Photoshop the eyes.

It’s because you have to squint to see how the Blu-Ray format makes any difference to the video quality.

What are you talkinh’ about? My eyes always look like that.

(via wearenotshepard)

December142012
I LOVE YOU LISA

I LOVE YOU LISA

(Source: yoloeryday, via jinxstinx)

December112012
10AM

dimetrodons said: You're back!! Yay!

Of course, whaddya think? You are all part of my laife, I missed you so much! I miss you more than a certain blonde lady but don’t talk like that ;)