In a few weeks, I will meet my creator! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
A banker with a beautiful future wife who is loyal to me and mah very best friend with a manly beard. Can you really trust anyone?ABOUT ME! Go on, I'm listening.
rx-king asked: Johnny, a very sad thing has happened to me! I got the results of the test back and I definitely have breast cancer. :( The thing is, I do not have breasts! The doctors they lie to me, they are not honest, they're tearing me apart. What do I do??
I think you should tell your daughter (who is very sexeh in a red dress) and then never bring it up again, that will solve everything and you will be as happy as I am! Ha ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha! Lets go eat, huh?
Anonymous asked: Johnny I think my future waife is unfaithful to me!!! What do I do? I give her everything, I give her 10 years of my laife! I'm fed up and I cannot go on!
no-kitty-its-my-pot-pie asked: GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT OF MY LIFYE! Johnny where have you been? I need my weekly updates about claudette.
Week 19: Claudette’s skin has melted off her beautiful face. Unfortunately, even I cannot prevent the decay as I have done with my own skin.
Anonymous asked: How do you go from rinsihing dishes at a hotel to being most successful banker, making the bank bundles! I want to give my future wife red dress in cheeta print box too
You have to be as beauutiful as me! I also have some connections in Russia, let’s just say they’ve put a few people in the hospital on Guerrero street, ha ha ha!
dimetrodons asked: You're back!! Yay!
Of course, whaddya think? You are all part of my laife, I missed you so much! I miss you more than a certain blonde lady but don’t talk like that ;)