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My name is Johnny
Wiseau and I make the bank a lot of money. Bundles, in fact. I am happy because I have Mark as my best friend and I love my future wife Lisa so much. I know she is faithful to me!!
One day I will tell the very interesting story of how I met her when I came to sanh franhseesco with two suitcases and a out of state check I could not cash.
But I won’t plan too much, it may not come out right!
Remember, if you have any problems, come talk to me and I will help you!
Let’s go eat, huuuuuuh?