Anonymous asked: Johnny I'm having some problems! People come into my store and they're not my favorite customer? What do I do?
You need a polite guard dog
Anonymous asked: Johnny I'm having some problems! People come into my store and they're not my favorite customer? What do I do?
You need a polite guard dog
elfchild-aliixandyr asked: (Is this like a fan blog for the Room or an rp blog or...? Whatever, I'm following nonetheless anyway! C: )
The whiruld will never know
(and neither will I)

Things I have learnt after meeting Tommy Wiseau and Greg Sestero:
- The doggie’s real name is Fred and was paid for his role
- There will be a sequel to the room eventually
- Tommy does the ‘ah ha ha’ thing in real life
- Greg likes PCP
- Tommy would rather have Denny on a desert island than Mark, Greg was happy about this
(I will let you guess which one of those people is me)
WHO DARES.
So meticulous.
IT’S WISEAU WEEK
Wow okay I’m still in the middle of The Room but Mark just said something about a girl he knew getting beat up and put in a hospital on Guerrero Street and it turns out there’s actually a hospital on Guerrero street A+ for research Tommy Wiseau
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golden-state-of-mind-colefornia:
I would be more excited with him.